Babylon Bee Mocks Leftist Teachers Who Refuse to Return to Work in Any Capacity


Parents are raising concerns after a teacher opened her Monday morning online class in full Antifa riot gear after forgetting to take it off the night before. According to witnesses, Willow Maven, a local first-grade teacher and prolific scarf knitter, began teaching her online class while still wearing a black ski mask and a leather jacket emblazoned with an Antifa logo.

“Okay class,” she began. “Today we are reviewing the alphabet! Now repeat after me!” 

“A is for Anti-fascist!”

“B is for Burning down symbols of oppression!”

“C is for Communism! The only compassionate system of government where everyone is equal!”

Babylon Bee

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