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Babylon Bee Points Out Ridiculousness of Face masks

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Facebook confirmed today that to prevent the spread of coronavirus and promote a safe space to virtue-signal, masks will be required on all profile pictures going forward.

If you log in to Facebook you will be prompted to change your profile picture to one where you are wearing a mask. If you don’t have a mask, Facebook offers digital mask filters to give the appearance that you’re wearing one. Those who refuse the mask will be asked to delete their accounts.

“This is an issue of public safety,” said Mark Zuckerberg. “We were seeing people just commenting on things and posting memes and stuff while their face was clearly visible. The CDC currently says that masks are good, and therefore, you must wear a mask.”

An assistant then whispered in Zuckerberg’s ear.

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TikTok Value Ranked as Top 100 Most Valuable Brands Despite Being Chinese Spyware

TikTok has entered the ranking of the top 100 most valuable global brands for the first time, as people spend more time online during the pandemic browsing lighthearted, entertaining user-generated content, according to a new report.

Technology giants dominated the list once again, with Amazon AMZN, +0.40% maintaining the top spot as its brand value surged to $415 billion, a 32% jump from 2019, according to the 2020 BrandZ Top 100 Most Valuable Global Brands ranking compiled by Kantar and WPP WPP, +0.43%.

The e-commerce giant’s stock has climbed 45% this year, as the COVID-19 crisis has accelerated consumer trends toward online shopping. Its market valuation stood at $1.34 trillion at Tuesday’s closing bell.

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TikTok User Suspended For Talking About Chinese Detention Camps

Dilbert Creator Scott Adams Endorses Joe Biden “To Protect Myself From Racist Democrats”

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The creator of the popular comic strip Dilbert, Scott Adams, says he’s throwing his support behind Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden to ensure his personal safety.

“Today I announce my endorsement of Joe Biden for President of the United States in order to protect myself from racist Democrats,’ the lecturer and author wrote on Twitter Tuesday.

“So I am going to fully endorse Joe Biden… I don’t expect this will have any influence on anybody’s votes,” Adams stated, noting he does not vote, or identify as a member of any political party.

“But if it makes me safer, during this violent revolution that we seem to be seeing here, I endorse Joe Biden.”

The “violent revolution” mentioned likely refers to the recent riots in major cities across America, where Antifa agitators and communist provocateurs in coordination with violent Black Lives Matter protesters looted and burned businesses in the name of social justice.

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L’Oreal to Remove the Word ‘Whitening’ From its Products

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Industry-leading French cosmetics company L’Oreal announced they will be removing words like “whitening” and “lightening” from their products after a number of beauty brands received backlash for their skin-lightening products amidst ongoing protests for racial equality.

“The L’Oreal Group has decided to remove the words white/whitening, fair/fairness, light/lightening from all its skin evening products,” the company said in a statement.

The move signals a shift by beauty giants to stand up against racial stereotypes. L’Oreal’s skin brightening creams are amongst the most popular on the market and are targeted towards Asian, African and Caribbean buyers who face a cultural stigma where lighter skin is perceived as more desirable.

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Countryfile report claiming BAME people see countryside as ‘white environment’ sparks race row

Princeton Removes Woodrow Wilson’s Name Due to ‘Racist Thinking’

Rhode Island Governor Moves to Change State’s ‘Racist’ Name

College Students Declare the Word ‘Freedom’ is Racist

Leftists Declare Chess Racist Because the “White Pieces Move First”

‘Cancel Yale’ Gaining Traction After Conservative Points Out Its Extensive Slavery Ties

Washington School District Severs Ties With ‘Dangerous’ Police

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A Washington school district is cutting ties with local police departments and getting rid of school resource officers over the “threat” they pose to students.

The Edmonds School Board of Directors, which oversees a system of four schools near Seattle, voted unanimously on Tuesday to end contracts with police departments providing school resource officers for three of the schools: Meadowdale, Edmonds-Woodway, and Mountlake Terrace. Law enforcement presence at the fourth school, Lynnwood, will be voted on in August, according to Washington’s My Edmonds News.

“Given the facts of our highly-dangerous national and state systems of policing, supervision and incarceration, by being housed in our high schools — no matter how helpful and beloved they are — police are a real risk to many of our students and they contribute to stress and bad health for hundreds of children,” school board president Deborah Kilgore said.

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Hispanic Man Fired From Job For Allegedly Flashing “White Power” Hand Sign

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A Hispanic man living in California was fired from his job at San Diego Gas and Electric (SDG&E) over a social media post claiming he used a “white supremacist” hand sign.

A driver on the road took a picture of Emmanuel Cafferty’s arm hanging out of one of the company’s trucks and posted the image to Twitter, claiming he was “flashing” a white supremacist sign.

The Twitter post, which has now been deleted, alleged Cafferty used the hand symbol near a Black Lives Matter rally in Poway, California.

“It’s scary that you can be charged, tried and convicted on social media, without your permission, with no corroborating evidence, of any type,” Cafferty told NBC 7 San Diego.

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Shelby County Declares Racism a Pandemic

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Racism is now considered a pandemic in Shelby County. Commissioners approved the resolution Monday evening.

Commissioners said they are committed to supporting policies that defend minorities.

In the resolution, Shelby County Commissioners pledged to eradicate the effects of systemic racism affecting black people and other minorities in the community.

The resolution cites studies that suggest experiences of racism or discrimination raise the risk of emotional and physical health problems, including depression, hypertension.

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Nadler Refuses to Recognize Rep. Who Won’t Wear Face Mask (Video)

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House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler (D-NY) refused to call on a rep in the House chamber Wednesday due to the congressman’s lack of a face mask.

Nadler made a spectacle on the House floor Wednesday, repeatedly refusing to recognize Rep. Tom McClintock (R-Cali.) after he would not don an earloop face covering which Democrats had made mandatory earlier that day.

“The attending physician of the house has said that it is imperative for the health and safety of the people in this room that members wear masks,” Nadler said.

“I’ve been greatly lenient today, however I will tell you now that anyone not wearing a mask will not be recognized to speak, period,” Nadler told the room, going on to ignore Rep. McClintock.

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Suffocation and Breakouts: Face Masks Wreaking Havoc on Human Body

Heat St Teaches Leftists How to Enforce Face Masks

MSM Encourages Couples to Wear Face Masks During Sex

Fauci Admits Face Masks Are a Virtual Signalling ‘Symbol’ (Video)

Nurse Exposes Coronavirus Face Masks Using Common Sense (Video)

MSM Claims Men Won’t Wear Face Masks Because They Feel ‘Less Manly’

Neurosurgeon Says Face Masks Pose Serious Risk to Healthy People

Orlando Airport Updates Include Mandatory Face Masks, Social Distancing

Costumed ‘Superheroes’ Replace Police Within CHAZ (Video)

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A team of vigilantes, who identify both as the ‘Seattle Superheroes’ and as non-binary, has emerged in the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone in riot-ravaged Seattle, WA.

Governed by nothing but a bizarre ‘Conflict Reduction Advisory Council’ and a rogue warlord, the CHAZ has quickly descended into chaos. At night, the Zone is plagued by addiction, crime and violence.

The NOQ Report summarized reporting by conservative journalist Jack Posobiec on the rapidly deteriorating situation within the CHAZ:

According to mainstream media, The CHAZ is more like a version of Coachella with live music and street art, a truly festive atmosphere. As Posobiec reported, this is mostly true… during the day when mainstream media’s cameras are rolling. At night, it’s completely different story. But at night, the narrative is difficult to capture because anyone with a camera out is instantly mobbed by people asking questions and attempting to block off filming. Like Democrats and mainstream media, many living in The CHAZ do not want the truth getting out.

Horrible situations were revealed throughout the journalists’ final night in Seattle. A break in and attempted arson of a local business owner. An accused thief attacked and searched before being further assaulted. Rampant drug use. Unspeakable sanitation issues. “Medics” who shield assaults rather than treat the assaulted. These are just some of the things revealed by Posobiec in his flurry of videos posted to Twitter and live-streamed from Periscope.

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Dems Try to Spin BLM’S Efforts to Abolish Police as ‘Defund the Police’

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The New York Times has run an opinion column by Mariame Kaba denouncing efforts by Democratic leaders and the media to try to spin the call for defunding the police as just a reallocation of funds and a new set of priorities and a new structure for policing. Kaba wrote “Yes, we mean literally abolish the police.”

That opinion piece follows a warning by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., that Democrats and others trying to “repackage” the push to “Defund the Police” Notably, while the New York Times apologized for publishing an opinion piece by a ranking U.S. Senator on the use of federal troops to quell rioting, it has now problem with publishing a column calling for the abolishment of police. As discussed earlier, this is a movement that is moving rapidly to the left and repackaging is now considered counter-revolutionary.

Kaba states what people in the streets has been saying (including rallies chanting “no more cops”) even as some in the media has mocked those who claimed that “defund the police” could actually mean defunding the police or that “dismantle the police” could actually means dismantling the police. Indeed, recently Minneapolis City Council President Lisa Bender told CNN’s Alisyn Camerota that people who are concerned about their personal safety after defunding police are simply speaking “from a place of privilege.”

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